Nipples: Whenever Porter hops in the shower with Jeff the first item of discussion would have to be nipple identification. Porter loves to put his towel around his waist like Jeff and dance, run, or shave (with the Mr. Mustache).
I am unaware as to why I think a dripping banana milk mustache is so funny, but it was.
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| I'm sure glad we have someone willing to fix this lawn mower about ten times a day. My rug would never stay groomed otherwise. I think my favorite part of this would be his grunting in a willfully awkward position as he works. |
